Shirley Tipsy

I Love the Bloglines Plumber!

Poor Dude. Leaning over the proverbial toilet of our industry, weilding his wrench and showing his crack like a mighty warrior in the fight against clogging. Only he knows the depth of the crap we have kindly piled up in an effort to be the first one to say something interesting and “knowledgeable.” I think we need to make one of those “Real Men of Genius” ballads about the Bloglines Plumber. I think it would go something like this….
 

Real Men of Genius.
Today we salute you, Mr. Bloglines Plumber Guy
(Mr. Bloglines Plumber Guy)

You get elbow deep in the raw sewage of a generation too lazy to even use the phone anymore.
(Gen X is lazy and 30!)

Instead the world sits around clogging up the internet with useless tripe like my “Top 5 things I have never wanted to say but will because someone else tagged me and it really serves no purpose nor informational value.”
(WOW that was a mouth full!)

Never mind the fact that your very appearance creates panic and paranoia as thousands of geeks cannot get their fill of regurgitated information.
(Puke from the Smart Guys)

You keep up the good work, otherwise we may all have to go and depend on some other free blog feed service.
(Google wants your business)

So stand up and be recognized, Mr. Bloglines Plumber Guy!!!!