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Most of the people who know me, know about the guest post I did for SugarRae long, long ago which included Shirley Tipsy’s Top 12 Things My Friends and I Have Accidentally Done To Prove We Are Dorks.

 

Being that it has been over a year since then, there have been a few more doosies I thought I would share….

 

AB once said “I’m not fat, i’m just full of good content” before turning around and continuing with whatever she was doing.

 

KSan: “Will you Plurk me again on Monday?”

 

NSG: “We can’t let that guy be an SEO! Not everyone can handle the power of being a Jedi!”

 

Me: “We need an SEO gang sign, you know like DUB DUB DUB?”

DUB DUB DUB

 

In work IM:
“Audrey wonders why…”
“Oh man, I need to stop wording everything like i’m on Plurk.”

 

NSG: “Stop twittering and drive!”

 

Me: “That’s it, i’m unfollowing you.”

 

Me: “When I die, I want my tombstone to say < /life>”

 

MFADR: “That guy should be LinkedOut.”

 

Me: “He replaced you in his top 8? Hmm. Maybe he’s just not that into you.”

 

Me: “You HEARD about that? Man, I wish my embarrasing stories ran AdSense.”

 

 

Ok, I know you people have some of your own… time to share. :)

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