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		<title>Where is Audrey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I suck at updating my blog. Work has just been so crazy busy lately that I feel like I don&#8217;t have the time to breathe, let alone write a blog. I am going to make more of an effort at it though, as I have a few good posts lined up in my head, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I suck at updating my blog. Work has just been so crazy busy lately that I feel like I don&#8217;t have the time to breathe, let alone write a blog. I am going to make more of an effort at it though, as I have a few good posts lined up in my head, I just need to get them down here on the site!</p>
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		<title>My 25 goals - Revisited</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shirley Tipsy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: I originally posted this on April 4, 2007 and am now re-posting it with the updates on some additional things I have accomplished off of the list. The 10 year deadline I gave myself still stands from the original 2007 date.  

Inspired by SugarRae&#8217;s list of 25 things, I started thinking about all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Note: I originally posted this on April 4, 2007 and am now re-posting it with the updates on some additional things I have accomplished off of the list. The 10 year deadline I gave myself still stands from the original 2007 date. <img src='http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </em></p>
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<p>Inspired by <a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/blog/25-things-everyone-should-have-them/" target="_blank">SugarRae&#8217;s list of 25 things</a>, I started thinking about all of the things that I tell myself I want to do, but don&#8217;t ever make a plan for doing. A lot of things started coming to mind and I started thinking back to all of the times I have ended a sentence with &#8220;I&#8217;m going to do that someday.&#8221;</p>
<p>Feeling greatly disappointed in myself for not fighting to do the things that I want in my life, I have decided to make my own list. This way at the very least, I will have them all written down so that when they don&#8217;t get done I can only blame myself for the fact that I never made the time (or got the guts) to accomplish them. Some of them aren&#8217;t too difficult, some of them are more about circumstance than actual will-power, but they are all things I truly want.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve decided that I will give myself a ten year deadline on these things, as some of them require the help of other people and thus, the timing will not be up to me. So without further ado, here is my list:</p>
<p>1. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">See the Statue of Liberty in person</span> - <strong>DONE!</strong></p>
<p>2. Visit Europe</p>
<p>3. Enter a photography contest</p>
<p>4. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Pay off my college loans</span> - <strong>DONE!</strong></p>
<p>5. Learn to paint</p>
<p>6. Get back down to the weight listed on my drivers license!!!</p>
<p>7.  Have children</p>
<p>8. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Help my Dad finish restoring the Nova and drive it at least once</span>.  - <strong>DONE (Well I drove it at least!)</strong></p>
<p>9. Own a home</p>
<p>10. Learn to play the guitar well (better than just chords and specific songs)</p>
<p>11. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Vote for a President who will actually get elected (preferably a Democrat)</span> - <strong>DONE!</strong></p>
<p>12. Buy a brand new car</p>
<p>13. Get married and have my parents there to see it.</p>
<p>14. Fly somewhere (anywhere) first class</p>
<p>15. Work at Google (even if it is just for one day)</p>
<p>16. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Quit Smoking</span> - <strong>DONE!</strong></p>
<p>17. Cut my hair like Audrey Hepburn&#8217;s in Roman Holiday (the short style - after she runs away)</p>
<p>18. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Make 6 figures a year</span> - <strong>DONE!</strong></p>
<p>19. Open my own store (must have physical address - no strictly online companies!!)</p>
<p>20. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">See &#8220;Broadway&#8221; show (preferably &#8220;Wicked&#8221;)</span> - <strong>DONE! </strong></p>
<p>21. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Visit the Metropolitan Museum of Art</span> - <strong>DONE!</strong><br />
(Wish I could sleep there like they did in &#8220;From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler&#8221; - God I loved that book when I was a kid!!)</p>
<p>22. Take my nephew to his first-ever Rock concert</p>
<p>23. Visit Hawaii</p>
<p>24. Go scuba diving</p>
<p>25. Spend the night in a castle</p>
<p>I truly hope that I get to experience all of these things. I figure I need to tackle between 2 or 3 goals each year in order to make the deadline, which could be possible&#8230; maybe???</p>
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		<title>Book Review: My Sisters Keeper by Jodi Picoult</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 20:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shirley Tipsy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been meaning to read this book for months, but everytime I picked it up I could sense that it was going to break my heart, so I put it back on the shelf in place of something more lighthearted and easy on my heart. Last month I went to the movies with my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been meaning to read this book for months, but everytime I picked it up I could sense that it was going to break my heart, so I put it back on the shelf in place of something more lighthearted and easy on my heart. Last month I went to the movies with my BFF and we saw a preview for the My Sisters Keeper movie which was based off of the book and I cried my eyes out. Yes, you read that right, I cried over a two minute long movie trailer. I knew right then that I needed to get over my silly hang-ups and read the damned book before the movie came out (I have a policy about not reading the book version AFTER a movie comes out.) Anyway, I finally read the book and can I just say, it was even more heart breaking than I had anticipated.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Here you have this 13 year old girl, Anna, who was born and raised to be a savior for her sister Kate who has a very rare type of Leukemia. Anna starts donating parts of herself from the moment she makes her debut in the world via the blood from her umbilical cord. As the years go on, Anna donates everything from blood to platelettes to bone marrow and the list goes on and on. That is, until she files a lawsuit to sue her parents for medical emancipation so that she can start making her own decisions about what she will and will not do with her body.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>This story is beautiful and it&#8217;s hard, it makes you angry and then makes you feel like you&#8217;ve been kicked in the stomach by greif that feels so real to you, you&#8217;d swear your own children were experiencing it. I literally had to get up and leave the room while reading this book so that I could sob in privacy. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t read this book yet, I highly recommend it. In any event, you should at least watch the trailer and see for yourself what makes this story so special.</p>
<p> </p>
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		<title>Google Chrome TV Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 20:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shirley Tipsy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For years I have been seeing commercials and Ads for lesser search engines and thought that they had gone about things all wrong. Ask ditched Jeeves a couple of years ago and set off with an advertising campaign which focused less on the new face of Ask and more on where the old face was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For years I have been seeing commercials and Ads for lesser search engines and thought that they had gone about things all wrong. <a href="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/seo-stuff/congratulations-jeeves-miss-congeniality-2007/">Ask ditched Jeeves</a> a couple of years ago and set off with an advertising campaign which focused less on the new face of Ask and more on where the old face was heading off to. It was a cute idea, but overall lacking in bringing their message across.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Over the years we have seen sorry attempts by search engines to advertise their products and without fail they miss the mark when the very product they were trying to gain attention for is forgotten in light of the gimmick they used to draw attention to it in the first place. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Enter Google Chrome Ad. It&#8217;s simple. It&#8217;s cute. It&#8217;s attention grabbing and it has a single message: &#8220;Google Chrome. A New Way to Get Online.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a huge fan of Google Chrome yet, as I personally think it has a little growing to do in the way of apps and userability, but it&#8217;s on its way. I think this commercial is a wonderful way to expose Google Chrome to the general public (Let&#8217;s be honest, not a whole lot of non-tech savvy people are using it right now) while delivering a subconscious message about how simple it is to use. Overall, I&#8217;d say that Google got this one right. What do you think?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><object width="425" height="344" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/HAoKG5RW8Lk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HAoKG5RW8Lk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object></p>
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		<title>New Pay Per Post model is pretty cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 16:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shirley Tipsy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who read this blog, you know that I tend to have a bit of a hodge-podge of information when it comes to what I write about on my blog. Since I don&#8217;t stick to just one subject here, I thought it would be cool to look into sponsored posts and see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who read this blog, you know that I tend to have a bit of a hodge-podge of information when it comes to what I write about on my blog. Since I don&#8217;t stick to just one subject here, I thought it would be cool to look into sponsored posts and see if there was anything that interested me, as I will only write about things I truly like, but being paid extra to do that didn&#8217;t seem like a bad gig. I looked around for a while and found one site in particular that I thought met those needs, it&#8217;s called PayPerPost.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I have been signed up with <a rel="nofollow" href="http://v4.payperpost.com">payperpost</a> for a while now and have found a couple of opportunities over the last several months that I thought fit in well with my blog overall. Recently, they made some big changes over there and I have to say that I really like the new system they have put in place. The new layout is cleaner and easier to use and actually accepting an offer is SUPER easy!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Any of my friends who may be interested in trying it out really should. It&#8217;s a pretty cool little system they have going on over there and there are alot of opportunities to be had. If you want to get an Alpha key, all you have to do is leave a comment on their blog and they will send you one.</p>
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		<title>The Couples Meme</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are your middle names?
Mine is Audrey and his is Aaron. Yep, that&#8217;s right, we BOTH go by our middle names.
 
How long have you been together?
Just about four years.
 
How long did you know each other before you started dating?
We met in 2004 when he joined my band and started dating in 2005, so a little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>What are your middle names?</em><br />
Mine is Audrey and his is Aaron. Yep, that&#8217;s right, we BOTH go by our middle names.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>How long have you been together?</em><br />
Just about four years.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>How long did you know each other before you started dating?</em><br />
We met in 2004 when he joined my band and started dating in 2005, so a little less than a year.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who asked whom out?</em><br />
Neither one of us ever asked the other out. We were hang out/bar buddies aside from being in the band together and one night while hanging out at a show he turned to me and said &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you just kiss me already so I can get out of your car?&#8221; So I did. The rest is history.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>How old are each of you?</em><br />
I&#8217;m a cradle robber. He&#8217;s 27, I&#8217;m 29.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Whose siblings do you see the most?</em><br />
Mine. We see my sister pretty much every weekend. His whole family lives in Missouri.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?</em><br />
I have to deal with the fact that he is not an affectionate person and he has to deal with the fact that I am very emotional. We&#8217;ve both done a pretty good job at learning to compromise, but its still an issue at times.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Did you go to the same school?</em><br />
No, he grew up in Missouri, I grew up here in Southern California.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Are you from the same home town?</em><br />
Nope. Or the same State or even time zone.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who is smarter?</em><br />
Aaron is much more book smart than I am when it comes to things like history and remembering dates and things. I possess a completely useless mental library of random facts and bits of information which can be amusing at parties, but not so much for the practical world.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who is the most sensitive?</em><br />
Yeah, I know, it&#8217;s me.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Where do you eat out most as a couple?</em><br />
I would say our favorite restaurant is Original Mike&#8217;s as it is the place we end up going on &#8220;date nights&#8221; most often.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?</em><br />
Well technically it would be Georgia, but since that was just a connection, the real answer is Ohio.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who has the craziest exes?</em><br />
I would say that we&#8217;re tied on this front. Both of us have people from our past that are a bit <em>Off</em>.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who has the worst temper?</em><br />
Aaron, hands down. That man has the ability to get upset about the most minute issue and turn it into a full blown arguement. Not to say that I can&#8217;t be a total bitch at times, but for the most part, I stay more even headed than he does. I&#8217;m 99% sure he is going to disagree with me about that though.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who does the cooking?</em><br />
If you asked Aaron, he would tell you that the answer to this is &#8220;The Microwave.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who is the neat-freak?</em><br />
I am much more tidy than Aaron is. I hate it when dishes are not rinsed off and placed in the sink immediately after being used. Oh, and don&#8217;t get me started about his piles of magazines in the bathrooms! UGH!</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who is more stubborn?</em><br />
Oh we&#8217;re both vying for that blue ribbon.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who hogs the bed?</em><br />
I hog the blankets because I am always freezing cold, even in the middle of summer. Aaron however likes to roll around in his sleep and use me as a human pillow whenever possible.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who wakes up earlier?</em><br />
I do. He gets to sleep in for an extra half an hour while I get up and shower and such before work.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Where was your first date?</em><br />
Well, as I mentioned earlier, we didn&#8217;t really have one. But if you want to ask where we had our first kiss, then the answer would be the parking lot at Chain Reaction in Anaheim.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who is more jealous?</em><br />
I am. He claims that he gets jealous but that he just doesnt say anything out loud about it. I claim that I am not that jealous but can&#8217;t seem to shut the hell up. Odd.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>How long did it take to get serious?</em><br />
Well for the first couple of months we were lying low so as not to tell our friends and create a big problem. Once we told our friends, we moved in together within a couple of weeks.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who eats more?</em><br />
Aaron does. It amazes me how much that man can eat and not get fat!</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who does the laundry?</em><br />
I used to do all of the laundry. But then we had the great blue robe incident of 2005 where I accidentally turned all of his socks, underwear and under shirts baby blue and he&#8217;s done his own laundry ever since.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who&#8217;s better with the computer?</em><br />
He is. He claims that my body has the anti-force and that negativity shoots from my hands into any electronic device rendering it useless. He may be right. <img src='http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Who drives when you are together?</em><br />
I do. Aaron hates driving. Southern California traffic makes him want to die.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>I tag:</p>
<p><a href="http://KristiBug.com">Kristi</a></p>
<p><a href="http://angelacarpio.wordpress.com">Angela</a></p>
<p><a href="http://musingsforadarkenedroom.com">Mikey</a></p>
<p><a href="http://blog.bourlandbuzz.com">Anna</a></p>
<p><a href="http://huomah.com">The Gypsy</a></p>
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		<title>Bigger Better Brighter Dork Quotes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shirley Tipsy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of the people who know me, know about the guest post I did for SugarRae long, long ago which included Shirley Tipsy’s Top 12 Things My Friends and I Have Accidentally Done To Prove We Are Dorks.
 
Being that it has been over a year since then, there have been a few more doosies I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of the people who know me, know about the guest post I did for <a href="http://www.sugarrae.com">SugarRae</a> long, long ago which included <strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/insert-clever-post-title-here/">Shirley Tipsy’s Top 12 Things My Friends and I Have Accidentally Done To Prove We Are Dorks</a>.</strong></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Being that it has been over a year since then, there have been a few more doosies I thought I would share&#8230;.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>AB once said &#8220;I&#8217;m not fat, i&#8217;m just full of good content&#8221; before turning around and continuing with whatever she was doing.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>KSan: &#8220;Will you Plurk me again on Monday?&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>NSG: &#8220;We can&#8217;t let that guy be an SEO! Not everyone can handle the power of being a Jedi!&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Me: &#8220;We need an SEO gang sign, you know like DUB DUB DUB?&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dubdubdubsmaller.thumbnail.jpg" alt="DUB DUB DUB" /></p>
<p> </p>
<p>In work IM:<br />
&#8220;Audrey wonders why&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Oh man, I need to stop wording everything like i&#8217;m on Plurk.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>NSG: &#8220;Stop twittering and drive!&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Me: &#8220;That&#8217;s it, i&#8217;m unfollowing you.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Me: &#8220;When I die, I want my tombstone to say &lt; /life&gt;&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>MFADR: &#8220;That guy should be LinkedOut.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Me: &#8220;He replaced you in his top 8? Hmm. Maybe he&#8217;s just not that into you.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Me: &#8220;You HEARD about that? Man, I wish my embarrasing stories ran AdSense.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Ok, I know you people have some of your own&#8230; time to share. <img src='http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>7 Things you didn&#8217;t know about me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so Mikey tagged me in this meme, so here goes nothing&#8230;
 
1. When I was 7 years old, I crashed my BMX riding to the market and scraped up the right side of my face. I spent half of my summer being called &#8220;Raspberry&#8221; due to the fact that the entire right side of my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so Mikey tagged me in this meme, so here goes nothing&#8230;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>1. When I was 7 years old, I crashed my BMX riding to the market and scraped up the right side of my face. I spent half of my summer being called &#8220;Raspberry&#8221; due to the fact that the entire right side of my face was one giant scab. Think of Phantom of the Opera, only more gross. I now have tiny scars on my right cheek parallel to my mouth that can only be seen in certain lighting.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>2. I have been hit by a car TWICE in my life. Once was while riding my bike (I know, I should just stop doing that, right?) when a car pulled out in front of me, thus hitting my bike, bending my front tire and cracking my collar bone. The second time I was completely ran over (the tires missed me, but the truck passed over me completely) in my high school parking lot in Idaho. That one only gave me two giant goose eggs on my head and a nasty case of road rash on my arms, legs and face.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>3. Back in the day me, my sister and my cousin were all set to appear on the 80&#8217;s tv show &#8220;Puttin&#8217; on the Hits&#8221; (we had costumes and everything) but I chickened out at the last minute and refused to do it. Years later, when I would sing in a band, my sister would bring it up and remind me that pretending to sing in front of people scared me, but I could hop up on a stage and really sing anytime.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>4. I have 10 tattoos making up 8 pieces total) and all of them have extreme significance and serve as my own personal photo album of my life. They are:</p>
<p>Left Outer Wrist: purple heart with ivy vines</p>
<p><img id="image85" src="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/heart-vine.thumbnail.JPG" alt="Heart Vine" height="96" /></p>
<p>Right Outer Wrist: Black and Red Apple</p>
<p> <img id="image86" src="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/l_4073b8881a704a1ea127bc3487316569.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Apple" height="96" /></p>
<p>Left and Right inner wrists: &#8220;Kamikaze Lover&#8221;</p>
<p><img id="image87" src="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/l_681a75126dd6820e00895d0b99c447a8.thumbnail.jpg" alt="kamikaze Lover" height="66" /></p>
<p>Left inside forearm: Intertwined tribal hearts</p>
<p>Right outisde forearm: Pink Microphone </p>
<p>Left and Right Inner Shoulders: Devil heart and Angel heart</p>
<p><img id="image88" src="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/l_56fc1e6e84234dfda19e034c260d7d53.thumbnail.jpg" alt="hearts shoulders" height="46" /></p>
<p>Right Hip: A + J (Don&#8217;t ask&#8230;)</p>
<p>Right Foot: Open Book</p>
<p> </p>
<p>5. On average, I read 2-3 books per week. I am a voracious reader and you will usually find anywhere from 3-6 books in different stages of being read all around my house. It&#8217;s rare for me to read a book all the way through without reading anything else, but it does happen when I find a really good one. I read each of the Twilight books all the way through in one sitting (as they were released, as Angela and I started reading those books just after New Moon came out.) I wanted to know what was going to happen so badly with Breaking Dawn that I went to the midnight book release and stayed up all night to finish it. It took me a little over 7 hours to read all 756 pages of that one.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>6. Shirley Tipsy is actually the name of a drink I invented. I used to go to the same bars and order the same drink all the time &#8220;Shirley Temple, with Vodka.&#8221; One of the regular bartenders asked me to give it a name to make it easier on her. I thought &#8220;Hmmm, Shirley Temple&#8230; only drunk.&#8221; And thus &#8220;Shirley Tipsy&#8221; came to be. After a while the bartenders started recognizing me for my signature drink and would say &#8220;Hey! Shirley Tipsy!&#8221; when I entered the bar&#8230; now it&#8217;s my online nickname. Go figure.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>7. I have had some crazy jobs in my lifetime. I was a Hollywood Madam for two years, finding, hiring and booking appointments for escorts in and around the greater Los Angeles area. I was a professional Autograph Hunter and traveled all around the US meeting famous people and getting their autographs on everything from pictures to records to guitars, drum heads, baseballs, you name it. My boss would then take those and sell them to those memorabilia stores in the mall. I am also a current KGB Special Agent. I heard about the job and thought that if anyone could make some money with the random useless knowledge they have, it&#8217;s me. So I applied, went through vigorous testing and eventually was hired. I don&#8217;t do that full time because the pay isn&#8217;t great, but its a fun way to pass the time and make a little extra money now and then.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Now its time to torture a few others. I tag:</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Angela </p>
<p>Aaron </p>
<p>Anna</p>
<p>Kristi</p>
<p>Zak</p>
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		<title>I Caught Myself - Paramore Lyrics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Down to you
You&#8217;re pushing and pulling me
Down to you
But I dont know what I&#8230;
 
Now when I caught myself
I had to stop myself
From saying something that 
I should have never thought
Now when I caught myself
I had to stop myself
From saying something that 
I should have never thought of you
Of you
You&#8217;re pushing and pulling me down to you
But I dont know what I want
No, I dont [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Down to you<br />
You&#8217;re pushing and pulling me<br />
Down to you<br />
But I dont know what I&#8230;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Now when I caught myself<br />
I had to stop myself<br />
From saying something that <br />
I should have never thought<br />
Now when I caught myself<br />
I had to stop myself<br />
From saying something that <br />
I should have never thought of you<br />
Of you<br />
You&#8217;re pushing and pulling me down to you<br />
But I dont know what I want<br />
No, I dont know what I want</p>
<p> </p>
<p>You got it<br />
You got it<br />
Some kind of magic<br />
Hypnotic, hypnotic<br />
You&#8217;re leaving me breathless<br />
I hate this,<br />
I hate this<br />
You&#8217;re not the one I believe in<br />
With God as my witness</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Now when I caught myself<br />
I had to stop myself<br />
From saying something that <br />
I should have never thought<br />
Now when I caught myself<br />
I had to stop myself<br />
From saying something that <br />
I should have never thought of you<br />
Of you<br />
You&#8217;re pushing and pulling me down to you<br />
But I dont know what I want<br />
No, I dont know what I want</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Dont know what i want<br />
But I know its not you<br />
Keep pushing and pulling me down<br />
When I know in my heart its not you</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Now when I caught myself<br />
I had to stop myself<br />
From saying something that <br />
I should have never thought<br />
Now when I caught myself<br />
I had to stop myself<br />
From saying something that <br />
I should have never thought of you<br />
I knew<br />
I know in my heart its not you<br />
I knew<br />
But now I know what I want<br />
I want<br />
I want<br />
Oh no, I should have never thought&#8230;</p>
<p> </p>
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		<title>I am one and I still count.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went to the polls seeking a voice,
Exercising opinion and my freedom of choice.
In the quiet of the booth, I escaped all the drama,
To vote No on Prop 8 and Yes on Obama!
 
Written By: Audrey &#8220;Shirley Tipsy&#8221; Seiberling
 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Went to the polls seeking a voice,<br />
Exercising opinion and my freedom of choice.<br />
In the quiet of the booth, I escaped all the drama,<br />
To vote No on Prop 8 and Yes on Obama!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Written By: Audrey &#8220;Shirley Tipsy&#8221; Seiberling</p>
<p> </p>
<p><img id="image246" src="http://www.missshirleytipsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/audie-vote.JPG" alt="Shirley Tipsy Voted" height="288" /></p>
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